Monday, September 17, 2012

My son's Top 10 Excuses for not going to school on a Monday morning



10.  Remember last Saturday I fell down when I was playing soccer and got hurt on my knee. So, my knee is hurting and I don't want to go to school today.

9.  The fish will die of hunger if I go to school.  So, I want to stay home and take care of the fish.

8.  It rained and all the rollie pollies will be homeless.  I have to stay home and take care of the rollie pollies in my garden.

7.  Yesterday evening I had hiccups and it didn't go away even after drinking water.  I will have hiccups today too and will feel sick. So email my teacher that I cannot come to school today.

6.  Remember how I watched too much TV the day before.  So, today my head is hurting and you have to take me to the eye doctor to get me glasses like most of my friends.

5.  Mommy, do you see the big yellow bird in the TV?  I cannot see that.  You have to take me to the doctor today so I have to miss my school.

4.  It rained yesterday and the soil will be wet.  And my classroom will be flooded!  I cannot go to school today.

3.  I cannot finish my breakfast because I have to chew, and it will take a long time, and I will be late. So, today I cannot go to school.

2.  I have to stay home and plan for my birthday party.  

1.  I love you mom!  I want to stay with you!  I don't want to go to school today.

(By the way, when he reaches his school he runs to his class teacher and gives her a big hug and he doesn't want me to stay even for the assembly!)

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2 comments:

  1. he he Vijji, no 5 is too good... do you see the yellow bird? I cannot see it... lol
    Raju

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    1. hahaha....he is ONE masterpiece!! I couldn't stop laughing when he cracked that one up...

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